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1. A stoner. One who enjoys the act of getting "high" or the act of freeing the mind.

2. A free baller, and/or party animal.
John and a group of his friends were all shmeglies, they came homw after a long night at the club and would wake up at noon every day.

"my friend is such a shmegly, she gets high almost every day."
shmegly by GoldenRiver July 31, 2009
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A person who plays call of duty by crouching in a corner the whole game even if it means their team is losing
He is one shot bro, the fucking shmeggy is just camping in a corner
Shmeggy by IHateShmeggys July 31, 2021
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shmugly: the term used to describe someone that is shit level ugly
Jeet Patel is one shmugly motherfucker.
Shmugly by BlackBoy JB June 4, 2018

Shmegladon 

Cheese under ur moist wet hairy balls
“Bro my dick hurts I might have shmegladon”
Shmegladon by Jaymizz December 22, 2017

Schmegly 

Any gross, disgusting, or slimy substance fond in any location it should NOT be.
Hey dude!! What's that schmegly on your shirt
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Schmegly 

One of the best Dot workers to come through and is a drone like papschmere
Schmegly is one hell of a guy
Schmegly by Flaggerboyschmegles September 30, 2021

Schmegly 

Guy who fucks around with many women but is a cool dude and is a drone
That guy schmegly the one who’s flagging is cool
Schmegly by Flaggerboyschmegles September 30, 2021
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