Shmegladon 

Cheese under ur moist wet hairy balls

“Bro my dick hurts I might have shmegladon”

Shmegladon by Jaymizz December 22, 2017

Smegladon 

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.

That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.

Smegladon by Gman15561 March 27, 2019

Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon

Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.

Smegaladon by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018

smegmadon

The stinkiest of all dinosaurs, having an over-sized smegma gland.

That smegmadon fossil stinks like shit!

smegmadon by The michael of all michaels May 21, 2007

Smegadon 

Smegadon is the build up of smegma on a mans penis in jurassic proportions.

Girl: Tonight is your luck night big boy.
Boy: (pulls down pants)
Girl: I no longer wish to give you a blow job as it seems you have a large Smegadon residing on the end of your penis.

Smegadon by crabstein December 17, 2008

Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.

Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.

Smegaladon by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018

Shmegalodon 

A shmegalodon is the apex predator of dicks

The most gurthy and largest length penis out there

Yo bro I realized while we were double teaming that chick that you have a massive shmegalodon swimming in your pants!

Shmegalodon by The Wavy Ace November 27, 2020