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somerville steamer 

while perform a sexual act, one takes an anna's taqueria burrito and disposes its contents onto the chest of the other person
yo i gave that girl a wicked somerville steamer last night.
somerville steamer by Jonathan7 February 1, 2009

shmooville 

a fictional world, inspired by narnia, only accessible in altered states of mind by those who burn the eternal blunt of friendship and love
"its finally the weekend, lets go to shmooville!"
shmooville by Sir Mayor May 9, 2008

Somerville 

Most densely packed city in New England, where gentrification is cleverly disguised as "beautifying the city." Where you can forfeit an entire salary on parking tickets alone. Where yuppies hold forum on the dire need for more coffee shops, where an entire arts display under a decrepit bridge was once pillaged overnight, where you can find every ethnicity on the face of the earth, where Davis square has become the mecca of yuppiedom, where Ikea will inevitably lure more traffic than an 18-wheeler jackknife at rush hour, where the most disturbing and bizarre crimes occur, and where Barack Obama once lived.
Yuppie - After having lived in Somerville for a total of 8 months, reading a few Somerville Journal and Wikipedia articles, and having a firmly vague grasp on the history of 'my' city, I shall make a hip definition to liberate the once somerville-barren urban dictionary.
Somerville by Firescape November 1, 2009

somerville squirrel 

A large rat commonly seen crossing Broadway.
I was driving up to Winter Hill, when all of sudden, a Somerville squirrel came running out of Foss Park, jumped on the hood of my car and took a steamer.

somerville, texas 

A town full of illegal immigrants, blacks and a few racist whites that drives to the worst school system in Central Texas on the absolute worst roads you could think of.

shmeepicle 

part moose,part sheep,part unicorn,that excesivly smokes pot:
today when i was high i saw a shmeepicle smoking a blunt:
shmeepicle by S.M.B March 5, 2008