ADJ. Worthy of
shanking.
Someone that is awefully
annoying, hideously ugly, or just plain
fucking stupid...and deserves to be shanked.
They often do not realize they display these qualities which makes them ever more shankable.
Girl 1: He told me like 8 times that he just
graduated from
community college.
Girl 2: He sounds like a tool.
Girl 1: Shankable?
Girl 2: Definitely!
Girl 1: "That shankable a$$hole
over there just grabbed my ass as i walked by."
Girl 2: "Fucking shank 'im"