shlog

(v.) The act of defecating into a sock, dipping it into water, and using it to beat someone, preferably in the face.

Josh wanted to pull a prank on garret, so he thought about shlogging him.

Josh was going to shlog garret.

by Josh Heape October 24, 2007

Shlogging

The act of defecating in a sock, putting it in water, and beating someone with it.

derived from "shit-logging"

Josh was shlogging Garret.

by Josh Heape October 24, 2007

shlog

(verb) Walking through sewage - possibly derived from "slogging through shit" or "shit slog".

Man the toilets have all backed up! I'm not gonna shlog through that shit!

by Gyro-Beau June 20, 2004

Shlog

Meaning to hit or get hit

"See that bar fight last night? That bitch got shlogged!"

by winner1011333 January 04, 2018

shlog

not quite shoe, not quite clog; clog with lip on the heel

I wore my shlogs instead of my clogs to work today.

by Shoppy June 15, 2004

Shlogging

Alternate verb that can replace any other verb as long as the subject is Jewish.

Guy 1: "I heard there was a bunch of shlogging going on last night at the Jewish fraternity."
Guy 2: "I know - it's what happens when all of the shlogga's gather together: Massive shlogging.

by fat pat91 November 17, 2008

shlog

Phlegm, or nasty bile that sits in the back of your throat. Nasty vile stuff.

"whats wrong?"
"i got some shlog in my throat."
"sick dude."

by Charlar January 23, 2008