shlard

highly caloric eating, either because of huge quantities of food, or because the food itself was a guilty pleasure.

This word is kinda ironic, because it's normally said with a smile and a happy recollection of all the grubbles you tore through (i.e. even though the word sounds a little narsty, the connotation is not one of regret or remorse, but rather guilty satisfaction)

"Man, I'm so frickin' full. Me and Lupe just got done shlarding-out over at the Mexicali Rose"

or

"I need to get some exercise, dude. I was mackin down at that BBQ yesterday. It was a total shlard-fest".

by Torsky November 7, 2007

Salard

Salard. sal-lahrd noun. A salad that has ceased to be healthy after applying fat-laden toppings.

"After I put bacon bits, cheese, and a half a cup of ranch on my lettuce, I indulged in the best salard that ever existed. Now I need a nap."

by arfawesome January 10, 2014

shardicles

High quality crystal meth. used to discribe how clear or un-cut the meth is. Clear as glass shards.

Clinton's at it agian. He just went to the garage and snorted some shardicles.

by Slice Mcdell March 20, 2009

Dork Shard

Term used for any pansy playing World of Warcraft (WoW)

My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!

by jopazo June 18, 2009

T-Shard

A sexual harassment technique used when one reaches in behind a woman touching their vaginal area in a swiping motion.

I can't believe Tommy used the T-shard twice in one night!!!

by Bojack9000 June 7, 2007

shlad

Simply an amalgamation of the words 'Shit' and 'Lad'...pretty self explanatory!

Roy: 'God Village, you're being such a Shlad today!'

by LeRoyGrand April 17, 2008

shard tard

A tweaker who has done to much meth and is mentally "out-there".

"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."

by krazzekiki June 26, 2006