shiv i git 

when you say "shiv i git" in stead of using profanity

saying give a shit

man 1''man have you heard that mike got a gear pregnant"
man 2 "honestly i dont shiv i git"

shiv i git by omgpwned57pandamuffin April 21, 2010

Ask me if I shiv a git 

A nifty phrase my always proper-in-public platinum blonde mother would use when sarcastically emphasizing to someone how truly little she was giving a shit.

Oh boy, that takes a big load off me for sure; ask me if I shiv a git!

Ask me if I shiv a git by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020