The ancient martial art based in the mountains of Peru. Focuses on balance, with training from shepherds and goats. To achieve mastery, one has to stand on the edge of a cliff on one foot while being butted by mountain goats during an earthquake. Grandmaster Greg is the only one known to have achieved mastery, demonstrating moves such as Pole-de-Goat, Pat-de-Goat and Shiv-de-Goat. Shiv Barco is also known as human wellbeing.
I didn't fall because I am trained in the art of Shiv Barco
by Shiv Barco September 19, 2018
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