shitwise

having vast knowledge of random trivia, with an implication of posessing little practical knowledge

She's so shitwise, she always wins at trivial pursuit.

by Noelle of Avalon September 22, 2005

shitwipe

A variation of the term "asswipe" In which you are referring to someone as:
1. A complete asshole
2. A material used to wipe excretion from the anus. see asswipe, shitsleeve, ass-garb ect.

Yesterday this total shitwipe punched me in the face for no reason.

by Thomas Cripe September 19, 2005

shitwist

a shitty twist, a twist or swerve in a plot that is unsatisfying or makes poor logical sense once the initial shock of the twist occurring has worn off

Most of M Knight Shyamalan movies in with a shitwist that make them unfun to watch again.

by Lupin Saiko April 24, 2019

shit wise

Smart but dumb in the same time.

In reality many people are shit wise today.

by lazypast33 May 21, 2015