shitwise

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having vast knowledge of random trivia, with an implication of posessing little practical knowledge

She's so shitwise, she always wins at trivial pursuit.

shitwise by Noelle of Avalon September 22, 2005

Words you can keep

shitwipe

A variation of the term "asswipe" In which you are referring to someone as:
1. A complete asshole
2. A material used to wipe excretion from the anus. see asswipe, shitsleeve, ass-garb ect.

Yesterday this total shitwipe punched me in the face for no reason.

shitwipe by Thomas Cripe September 19, 2005

Related Words

shitwise • shitwipe • shitwist • shit miser • Shit Wired Tight • Shit wisher • shit-wiskers • spit wise

shitwist

a shitty twist, a twist or swerve in a plot that is unsatisfying or makes poor logical sense once the initial shock of the twist occurring has worn off

Most of M Knight Shyamalan movies in with a shitwist that make them unfun to watch again.

shitwist by Lupin Saiko April 24, 2019

shit wise

Smart but dumb in the same time.

In reality many people are shit wise today.

shit wise by lazypast33 May 21, 2015

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026