shitweasel 

An animal or person who is sly, sneaky, and opportunistic. Someone who is looking to slip their way into a situation and make it shittier.

"Your friend is such a shitweasel, every time he comes over, he creates drama by asking questions and exploiting their answers to upset people."

"My cat is the ultimate shitweasel. He somehow manages to open the door to my bedroom and urinate in the corner, even though I am very vigilant about keeping it closed and locked."

shitweasel by JohnnyClemz June 15, 2008

shitweasel 

An alien parasite that grows in the bowels, causes massive amounts of gas that smells like rotten bananas, and eventually eats its way out through your asshole.

Holy shit, what's that smell?! OH MY GOD, WHAT'S COMING OUT YOUR ASS?!?!

shitweasel by shiatweasel November 18, 2003

shitweasel 

Like a scumweasel, but clever and much more likely to do you harm.

When that shitweasel Delbert comes knocking at your door with a fist full of Amway brochures ranting about "bidness oppertunetties", bar the door, hide your money and go for your gun.

shitweasel by harry flashman July 3, 2003

shitweasel 

A shitweasel is a term for an ass kissing co-worker or otherwise lowly, groveling person.

"Maggie gets her work done and more, but I still don't trust the shitweasel bitch."

"That shitweasel tried to pick-up on me, I told him to come back when his balls drop."

shitweasel by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Shitweasel 

Someone who is both untrustworthy and anti-social - Used in Manchester UK

"Ha - you really want to buy drugs from that shitweasel? Enjoy your early morning wake up call" (meaning police raid due to the person names being an informant)

Shitweasel by weishaupt616 October 31, 2015

SHITWEASEL 

The word to define a retard, often highly autistic. Can be highly offensive at times

Woah, Kaleb is such a shitweasel.

SHITWEASEL by shitweaselclub March 10, 2019

shitweasel 

A shitweasel is usually a person, but could be an animal, that does things that are sneaky, underhanded, or douch-baggy. A shitweasel, in the human form, is a detriment to society. Not to be confused with a standard shitbird. Shitweasels are much craftier.

Someones self-processed friends came to their business, asked employees about trade secrets, secured free stuff from them, went to their beach house, and then opened a competing business with almost the same name, all the while keeping it secret from them. Those people are not friends, they are run of the mill shitweasels (plural).

shitweasel by Pepe501 June 12, 2024