shitting me 

kidding me, joking with me, deceiving me (a vulgar slang expression of profound disbelief)

Henry Kissinger confessed to being a war criminal.

No way! You gotta be shitting me!

shitting me by poemsbypam December 30, 2011

Shitting me down 

When a girl/guy is shutting you down but literally sending you the shittiest text messages.

Fuck! I thought this bitch wanted my D so bad, but she's shitting me down right now

Shitting me down by sidenote72 January 14, 2015

are you shitting me? 

A more extreme way of saying "Are you kidding me?" This phrase is commonly used to express doubt, surprise, and sometimes displeasure.

Teacher: You got 56% on the Math final.
Student: Are you shitting me?

are you shitting me? by amc91 April 25, 2006

You're shitting me 

another expression for "you're kidding me"; when someone says something that you dont believe, you usually say "you're shitting me"

Me: I personally know George Clooney.
You: You're shitting me rightt?

You're shitting me by MissBynn March 7, 2009

Are you shitting me 

Are you kidding me! Usually said when someone is very surprised or taken back by something.

He punched him in the face.

Are you shitting me!

Are you shitting me by werd11111112087277 May 11, 2008

you got to be shitting me 

1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.

2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.

3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.

1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)

Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!

2. Skyler: put on your seat belt

Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!

Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'

you got to be shitting me by DUWBAT October 27, 2013

you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.

Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.

you've got to be shitting me by LCNeko December 30, 2015