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Shitshot 

A person whose eyes balls are brown instead of white!
How can she talk about anyone with those SHITSHOT brown ass eyeballs!!!
Shitshot by MissMe80 May 21, 2019
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shitshot 

taking photos of your poop, usually because its an interesting colour, shape or texture. This can include posting it on social media or just snapchat it to your friends as a gift;)
"I woke up this morning to a photo of Antonio's shitshot from the night before"
"AH i got the same one, it was blue"
"Dude thats fucked"
shitshot by toeingmywayintokiki July 28, 2016

Shitshot 

A shot consisting of small amounts of several kinds of liquor, typically made by teenagers or other groups who want to get drunk but are worried that if they take a full shot of one kind of liquor at a time the amount they take won’t go unnoticed. Named because, as implied, they usually taste like absolute shit, and are purely for efficiency.
I took like 3 shitshots last night, they tasted like I vomited up an apple into a jar of warm piss but damn did it work.
Shitshot by Glossyplane542 October 4, 2023

Shitshot 

You grab a 1911 loaded up with explosive .45 ACP rounds, aim for the holy chocolate starfish of your friend, and blast away into their prolapsed anal cavity, spraying shit all over the handgun and yourself, covering every inch with shit and blood.
I don’t know how, but my friend just survived their 6th shitshot!!
Shitshot by DookFUCK!!! March 22, 2024

Shitshot 

A professional sex move where you aim a 1911 loaded with explosive rounds at your friend or family members chocolate starfish whilst prolapsed. Once ready you unload the whole magazine Into the opened anal cavities, spewing shit all over the gun and yourself, perfectly covering it and you. You then let it crust on you and the gun for the duration your handy helper is recovering.
Sorry I’m covered in this, my uncle wanted to give me a shitshot a few days ago, he’s currently recovering after it!
Shitshot by DookFUCK!!! March 23, 2024

shitshow 

Last night was really a shitshow; I'm telling you!!
shitshow by Starchylde December 29, 2014

Shitshow 

Welcome to the shitshow.
Shitshow by Pseudonym0404 May 9, 2020
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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