taking photos of your poop, usually because its an interesting colour, shape or texture. This can include posting it on social media or just snapchat it to your friends as a gift;)
"I woke up this morning to a photo of Antonio's shitshot from the night before"
"AH i got the same one, it was blue"
"Dude thats fucked"
A shot consisting of small amounts of several kinds of liquor, typically made by teenagers or other groups who want to get drunk but are worried that if they take a full shot of one kind of liquor at a time the amount they take won’t go unnoticed. Named because, as implied, they usually taste like absolute shit, and are purely for efficiency.
I took like 3 shitshots last night, they tasted like I vomited up an apple into a jar of warm piss but damn did it work.
You grab a 1911 loaded up with explosive .45 ACP rounds, aim for the holy chocolate starfish of your friend, and blast away into their prolapsed anal cavity, spraying shit all over the handgun and yourself, covering every inch with shit and blood.
I don’t know how, but my friendjust survived their 6th shitshot!!
A professional sex move where you aim a 1911 loaded with explosive rounds at your friend or family members chocolate starfish whilst prolapsed. Once ready you unload the whole magazine Into the opened anal cavities, spewing shit all over the gun and yourself, perfectly covering it and you. You then let it crust on you and the gun for the duration your handy helper is recovering.
Sorry I’m covered in this, my uncle wanted to give me a shitshot a few days ago, he’s currently recovering after it!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*