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Shitnugget 

1. A douchebag type of person. A defined asshole.

2. A small piece of poop in nugget shape.
Vicki: Jenny took the last bit of the Margaritas.
Becky: She’s a shitnugget.

Bill: Man, I was so constipated last night, I kept shitting shitnuggets.
George: That’s gross man.
Shitnugget by SunnySueSue May 8, 2021
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shitnugget 

Same as holy shit. But instead holy shitnugget or holy shitnuggets. or just shitnugget/s. Usually used when pissed off. Most people use it while playing a game and one loses.
Holy shitnugget i keep dying at this level.

or Holy shitnuggets i cant do this math work.
shitnugget by nami04 July 12, 2010

shitnugget 

Round circular balls of shit that come from the female anus.
That dumb hooker took a shitnugget on my carpet!
shitnugget by Wicho Wicho May 26, 2008

Shitnugget 

That one kid who you don't necessarily know, but every time you see them you want to punch them in the goddamn face.
Jon: "Hey. See that kid over there?"
Seamus: "Oh yeah, that guy. He's such a shitnugget."
Shitnugget by irondeath May 22, 2016

shitnugget 

something that gives you a giant dick and a giant ball just one
I ate a shitnugget
shitnugget by real wikipedia November 3, 2017

slutnugget 

a mildly amusing word to call someone so you will have their attention.
amie: hey slutnugget, get yer ass over here.
tom: i love when you talk dirty to me.
slutnugget by scissorbot April 20, 2008

shitnuggets 

N. Little pellets of shit.

Used more commonly as a phrase like fuck nuggets or shit muffins
John- SHITNUGGETS BITCH STOLE MY PENICL
shitnuggets by KIZLA February 21, 2009
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