Definitions by irondeath

bhöner 

A more enthusiastic form of a boner. It can also be used as an exclamation of positivity. However, “bhöner” must be pronounced with an exaggerated Peruvian accent.

Example 1: Bro. She gives me such a bhöner.

Example 2: Bhöner! That’s fuckin awesome!

bhöner by irondeath May 27, 2019

Soggy randy 

The act of having a mixture of sexual fluid and snot in your mustache, then proceeding to make out with your significant other.

"Oh last night was wild dude. I gave Sarah a good ol soggy randy."

Soggy randy by irondeath March 10, 2017

steak 

Noun: An individual who, in all cases, MUST one up you. If you did good, he did better. If you did bad, he did WORSE.

Verb: The action version of the noun. (i.e. "steaking")

Noun-
Jonny: I did good on that test, man.
Steak: I DID BETTER!!
Jonny: okay, well anyways, my hockey practice was super tough last nigh-
Steak: MINE WAS HARDER!!
Verb-
"Jesus fuck dude, Tyler won't stop steaking. He's always gotta be SOOO much better."

steak by irondeath March 9, 2017

Shitnugget 

That one kid who you don't necessarily know, but every time you see them you want to punch them in the goddamn face.

Jon: "Hey. See that kid over there?"
Seamus: "Oh yeah, that guy. He's such a shitnugget."

Shitnugget by irondeath May 22, 2016