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shitiotic 

a build up for a insult to add impact.

a bad plan

the combination of the words shit and idiotic

a step up from idiotic
im not doing it twice, that would just be shitiotic.

go fuck yourself you, shitiotic fucktard!
whoever came up with this plan is just shitiotic.
That is the most shitiotic thing i have ever herd.
shitiotic by lousethymaster June 30, 2011
A complete and utter moron. One who is stupid. Often one so stupid, they are compared to human feces.
Hey shitiot, get off the grass.
shitiot by Strongbad February 9, 2003
A condensed way of saying shitty idiot.
Damnit Skits you are nothing but a shitiot.
shitiot by Skittery Skat March 6, 2008

shitiots 

People who posts shitty definitions in urban dictionary for a desperately needed feeling of importance. Creating words like, condomize, and feBROary etc. Possibly knowing of there lack of creativity and originality but knowing no other way. This can also be used towards anyone that leaves you with the same feeling(s) in any other situation.
Steve: They just sit over there creating lame definitions on their urban dictionary apps and reading them to each other. They don't even amuse one another. How sad...
Scott: Shotiots, man...
Steve: Shitiots?
Scott: Yes!
Steve: Yeah... Shitiots...
shitiots by howardthe*uck February 6, 2013

shitiditus 

disease shitting everyday for a week ucontrollably...
usually painless
"dood i cant go to the concert i got shitiditus after tapping my gf"
shitiditus by xmastermattx May 1, 2008

bird shitivity 

the theory of why birds shit all over everything so much.
the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.
Beth: i have this theory of why the birds are shitting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are pissed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.
bird shitivity by Travis Seedil April 20, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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