Shitfuckton
A combination of shitfuck and fuckton used to denote an extremely large quantity, more than a shit load or a fuckton.
Shitfuckton by d3monk1ng July 1, 2010
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shitfuckton
1. an extremely large, ginormous amount, bigger than your mom's ass and the fucking universe, usually used to describe an emotion or feeling towards something in a good or bad way
shitfuckton by lmw1207 October 16, 2012
shitfuckingasshole
shitfuckingasshole by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2018
Shitfucking tea bitch
Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.
That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off
Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar
Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar
Shitfucking tea bitch by cornholouos February 17, 2010
Shitfuckwanktwatbastard
Man: (To wife) Could you give me a blowwy?
Wife: No, no way.
Man: Pleeeaase...
Wife: Oh go on then
*Wife begins the deed*
Man: Come on bitch, you've gotta do better than this! Do you want me to come or to drift off into a coma?
*Wife bites down hard*
Man: Shitfuckwanktwatbastard!
Wife: No, no way.
Man: Pleeeaase...
Wife: Oh go on then
*Wife begins the deed*
Man: Come on bitch, you've gotta do better than this! Do you want me to come or to drift off into a coma?
*Wife bites down hard*
Man: Shitfuckwanktwatbastard!
Shitfuckwanktwatbastard by Billy Sheepfucker April 22, 2007
shitfuckcuntbitch
chewing gum in the hall way
fucking the shit out of a bitch with a gaping pussy and vaginal fluids seep through the pussy while fucking
fucking the shit out of a bitch with a gaping pussy and vaginal fluids seep through the pussy while fucking
shitfuckcuntbitch by joe blowed69dicks February 13, 2010
Shitfuckcocklane
1. "Cockboy, where do you live?"
"I live on Shitfuckcocklane"
2. "Man, i Live on a Shitfuckcocklane, and it sucks... I get robbed twice an hour! My robber has a scedule for christ's sake!"
"I live on Shitfuckcocklane"
2. "Man, i Live on a Shitfuckcocklane, and it sucks... I get robbed twice an hour! My robber has a scedule for christ's sake!"
Shitfuckcocklane by aeiurgnuwrnvfa June 28, 2006
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