shite tights

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when you have sneakily put your mrs work tights on for a bit of a laugh when you are at work and accidently shite in them and then just chuck them back in her drawer and hope she doesnt notice

whats that smell in the room brian
i dont know

why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights

shite tights by Himindoors November 24, 2018

Words you can keep

egg shit tight

When something is perfection..like a crew of your closest homies partying the right way in New Orleans. A party where shitting in baskets is allowed and the boot is the only thing that can be drunk. Or as some say...extra tight.

Damn that Mario kart winning streak was egg shit tight.

egg shit tight by Joeybahk5000 February 5, 2018

keep this shit tight

When your man adjusts his junk before he puts on the tighty whiteys. It’s sexy as hell. I’m a big fan.

What’re you doin’ there?

Ima keep this Shit tight for you babe.

keep this shit tight by Ewayne October 20, 2017

Shit Wired Tight

SHIT WIRED TIGHT: adjective/noun

The highest state of organization and readiness. Not too be confused with NOT having your shit wired tight, the opposite of having your shit wired tight.

#1 Big Jay Cliburn showed up at the island a day early with a carton of Winston cigarettes, 10 cases of light beer from Milwaukee's Best (iced down), eggs, bacon, a Mapp gas torch, and a .45; that guy has his SHIT WIRED TIGHT (SWT) unlike his son aka JUNIOR aka SIMBA aka Littles.

#2 de Roode and Stallings showed up with all of their gear at the boat dock on time with beer iced down, tenderloins marinating and fishing gear rigged.

Shit Wired Tight by Nick Duhe June 5, 2012

shit is tight

Shit being tight refers to

1. proficiency and/or talent.

2. The outcome resulting from such proficiency or talent.

The term probably originated from boxing where close, tight punches are considered good form, whereas wild, open punches are poor form. If a fighter starts to swing wildly (throwing haymakers), his coach might yell out something like "Tighten up!" or "keep that shit tight!".

1. "This guy knows what he's doing. His shit is tight"

2. "Wow! Did you see that? That shit was TIGHT!"

shit is tight by mathieud October 29, 2007

shit packed tight and ready for travel

Shit packed tight and ready for travel: having ones mind, body and materials in a state of readiness.

When one's life is in order, one can truly say, "I've got my shit packed tight and ready for travel."

shit packed tight and ready for travel by TooSick4U August 18, 2006

tight shit

definition for some really cool funky music

"damn this groove is some damn tight shit!"

tight shit by tom level August 17, 2003

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026