shitigami

Noun: the art of sculpting fecal matter using sphincter control; consisting of complex folds. Variations dependent on ingestion and digestion.

I almost posted a picture of my shitigami on ratemypoop.com, however, I decided against it.

by Neil_Ray November 1, 2010

Shitigami

The last sheet of toilet paper on the last remaining roll that has been folded to the point of near impossibility and completely covered in shit in a desperate attempt to finish wiping.

Good lord we are almost out of toilet paper. I guess I'll be making a shitigami!

by Dimatoid May 30, 2022