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Shit-uation

(Shit-you-ay-shone)
-Being in and/or handling a really bad situation. Often involving family/relationship. But rarely meant in a literal manner.
Thomas- "Hey, what happened last night?"
Steve- "Sorry man. I was in a Shit-uation. My cat got run over, and I had to bury it so the dogs didn't eat it.?"
Thomas- "Did they?"
Steve-" Duh, dude, my dogs a dick."
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"Jeez, man. I have so many Shit-uation at the water treatment plant,"
by Crinkle dot October 8, 2014
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Shit-uation

A crappy situation or turn of events.
It was a big shit-uation when the lovers' plans to rendevouz did not get to happen, due to circumstances beyond their control.
by #ItalianBabe August 20, 2017
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shit-uation

a situation that can be described as SHITTY.
Dude, I can't believe i'm stuck in such a shit-uation with the flat tire on my car.
by kiathacar October 3, 2022
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She’s a situation!

An overly exuberant verbal ejaculation used when a pulchritudinous beauty unexpectedly presents herself wearing clothing that simultaneously reveals and conceals exactly what she is workin with.

This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel.

You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.
Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuummmmm!!!! She is 100% natural woman; not a bit of plastic! She’s a situation!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 21, 2022
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an on going situation

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.
The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
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Situationship

Let’s just chill, have sex, and be confused on the fact that we are not together but have official emotions for each other
Him and I are in a situationship
by Bossotron95 June 11, 2018
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Situationship

When one or two motherfuckers take part in a relationship, but out of fear of making things serious or messy, do not label it, leading to said relationship, ironically, becoming more serious and messier.
A Situationship is emotional trauma in a gift box.
by the_simple_freak November 2, 2021
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