A game invented in 1973 on a housing estate called East Herringthorpe in Rotherham, South Yorkshire. It was decided that kids were not running fast enough in the persuit of their usual games so to make it more interesting a stick was dipped in dog shite and then used to encourage kids to run faster. The game didn't last long as parents got tired of washing clothes that smelled of dog shite, however, this infamous game stood the test of time and is still talked about today 37 years later.
Dean: Eyup Phil dus tha want a game of British Bulldog?
Phil: Aye all reet, I'll go an get t'stick an dip it in some shit t' mek it moor interestin'.
Dean: Shit-on-a-stick? Great idea, I'll goo an get t'other lads see ya in a mo
A pissed off exclaimation, akin to "drat" but not quite so emphatic as "fuck a duck!" (The appropriate reply from anyone nearby is "Nah, it'd never sell.")
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*