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shit-on-a-stick 

Lackluster or substandard. Possibly derived from carnival meat snacks such as sausage on a stick, chicken on a stick, steak on a stick, etc.
The University of Phoenix is shit-on-a-stick.
shit-on-a-stick by Denise December 4, 2003

Shit-on-a-stick 

A game invented in 1973 on a housing estate called East Herringthorpe in Rotherham, South Yorkshire. It was decided that kids were not running fast enough in the persuit of their usual games so to make it more interesting a stick was dipped in dog shite and then used to encourage kids to run faster. The game didn't last long as parents got tired of washing clothes that smelled of dog shite, however, this infamous game stood the test of time and is still talked about today 37 years later.
Dean: Eyup Phil dus tha want a game of British Bulldog?
Phil: Aye all reet, I'll go an get t'stick an dip it in some shit t' mek it moor interestin'.
Dean: Shit-on-a-stick? Great idea, I'll goo an get t'other lads see ya in a mo
Shit-on-a-stick by pip1pip July 20, 2010

shit on a stick 

A pissed off exclaimation, akin to "drat" but not quite so emphatic as "fuck a duck!" (The appropriate reply from anyone nearby is "Nah, it'd never sell.")
"What ? You forgot the beer ? Well, shit on a stick!"
shit on a stick by DS September 24, 2003

Shit on a stick 

Feeling extremely rough, tired, ill or hungover. Basically not feeling good in ones self.
"I feel like shit on a stick today!!"
Shit on a stick by Dizzydan1980 January 28, 2015

shit on a stick 

school lunch food served in school cafeterias
"wuts for lunch today?"
"shit on a stick ....like usual"
shit on a stick by uhhhMARISSA December 28, 2005

shit on a stick 

A product or service marketed aggressively without the mandate of strong demand.
That fly-by-night fast talker was just trying to sell me shit on a stick.
shit on a stick by gtg207u September 1, 2007
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