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shit whift

The nauseating whiff of shit smell wafting from the restroom as the door swings open and closed.
After Matt left the restroom, I nearly puked in my chowder from the shit whift.
shit whift by Chedwardo January 15, 2018
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Shit Whistler 

To create a whistling noise like that of blowing over a bottle, except using another person's shit hole. Thus a shit whistler. Can be used to imply someone is of a homosexual persuasion.
Mike in a childish voice up the stairs: "I've just turned all the items in your room upside down..."

James runs to his room...

James: "Ahh mannn! You dirty little shit whistler!!"
Shit Whistler by Cranberries12345 January 14, 2011

Armenian Shit Whistle 

During sexual intercourse a slide whistle is inserted into the partners anus and defacated in. The whistle is then removed and played by the other partner.
Partner 1: “hey, can you give me an Armenian Shit Whistle?

Partner 2: “sure! I’d be happy to”
Armenian Shit Whistle by bss120 June 13, 2022

Shit Whistle 

A type of small, handheld flute made of dried and aged fecal matter.
"What do you mean he doesn't want to hang out with us?! Tell him he can go suck a Shit Whistle!"

Shit Whistle 

Any type of low-quality, whistle tipped cigars; most notably of the Black and Mild variety. Often smoked by frat boys and teenagers in an attempt to look classy.
Person A: Dude, I'm bored and we've got no ganja.
Person B: Wanna go to Giant Eagle and pickup some shit whistles to look like douchebags?
Person A: Sure, why the hell not?
Shit Whistle by Mighty Maxwell June 17, 2010

shit whistle 

A type of muffler that is mainly found on rice burners(toyota, nissan, etc.) that lets out a low-pitched hum to make the car sound like it has some power.
Dumbass: Dude! that supra sounds awesome! I bet that thing could tear it up on the quarter mile!
Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will probably pull about a 15 sec. 1/4 mile.
shit whistle by The REAL Moonshine December 28, 2005

shit whistle 

A particularly tight non-violated ass-hole. Lets off a high pitched whistle when air is force out under pressure.
I blew your mum up the shit whistle last night!
shit whistle by Dirty Pablo September 15, 2003
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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