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shit tossed 

drunk, hammered, wasted, plastered, faded
"I drank 10 vodka pineapples last night and got so shit tossed"
shit tossed by Scudmuffin September 8, 2005

That shit tossed 

That shit tossed mean that whoever did ya hair fucked up and its sad that your parents allowed you too come out the house like that. And its can be used on boys and girls if they hair tossed tf up
Ayo that shit tossed why her parents let her leave like that .
That shit tossed by CDN November 12, 2019

Getting your shit tossed 

1. Getting your hair done
2. Getting fucked
1. “Can you come over tomorrow or are you getting your shit tossed”
2. I went over his house last night hands got my shit tossed”

shittosser 

When a guy jumps off the diving board in mid air pulls his shorts down and squirt a flying shit at his girlfriend
Me did a double flip shittosser at the ol bag one right on her back bullseye!
shittosser by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026