fucksaltin

To masturbate using soap till the penis is raw

Oh man i spent an hour in the shower last night fucksaltin.
My girlfriend asked why my dick was so red and blistered I said I fucksalted again.
I heard my brother screaming in the shower he was fucksaltin.

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

the capishee

When you u 2 fingers up her pussy or up a

donnys asshole

His girlfriend gave him the capishee 2x .

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

Ring around the thumb

When you masterbate with a dirty hand and leave dirt rings on your palm by your thumb

Eww!! I met the new guy at work and he tried to shake my hand and he had ring around the thumb .

Sorry sir but bro! Clean your fuckin hands you got bad ring around the thumb!

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

cumsmolder

A very fowl smell of crank farts spit and cum trapped in your pants .

That homeless man got rolled up and left for cumsmoldering.

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

shittosser

When a guy jumps off the diving board in mid air pulls his shorts down and squirt a flying shit at his girlfriend

Me did a double flip shittosser at the ol bag one right on her back bullseye!

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023