shit the rag 

When a person messes up looks like a asshole doing it. When you fail so miserably that you shit yourself.

"Findlay, you really shit the rag on this one, you missed that layup and you fell down on your ass doing it!"

shit the rag by Timmy-K August 28, 2011

Joe Shit the Rag Man 

A term used during the 1960's and early 70's used by somebody either forgotten or intentionally not invited to some kind of function (party, orgy, etc.), the last to know about something, or whose opinion wasn't either wanted or solicited.

Btw, boisterous, ignorant, low iq marines (i'm redundant...) like to take credit for this term, like everything else of their non-invention...

Example: WTF, why wasn't I told about this? Who am I, Joe Shit the rag man or something?

Joe Shit the Rag Man by caveputorium December 19, 2012

Joe Shit The Rag Man 

1970's term of endearment for a person who has an over-inflated ego and believes he or she is the absolute best at everything and always right.

He got in my face and told me the AMC Pacer was a four-door car. Who does he think he is, Joe Shit The Rag Man?

Joe Shit The Rag Man by Bert West February 28, 2022

Joe Shit The Rag Man 

An average crack addicted asshole who walks the streets just waiting to be beaten by a baton. He sells drugs to kids and pisses on street signs.

Officer Smith was called to a domestic dispute... apparently Joe Shit the Rag Man was beating on his wife and toddler daughter for not providing him with enough crack.

Joe Shit The Rag Man by Tooba November 28, 2007

Joe Shit The Rag Man 

A slang term used in the US Marine Corps to generally describe anyone of Arabic descent. Most often used by irate staff NCOs when lecturing about rules of engagement in a hostile environment.

(Note: The author of this definition is not racist. He hates anyone different from himself equally.)

Prick E-7: "I don't care what the R.O.E.s say! When Joe Shit The Rag Man comes at you with an AK and 6 tons of C4, you waste his hadji ass! And I'll take the fall. I'm here for you, Marines!"

Lance Criminal: "Yeah, so I can tell them what you told me when they court-martial my ass!"

Joe Shit The Rag Man by Renegade888 July 3, 2008

Joe shit the ragman 

A marine corp slang term used in place of “you dummy “ or “you stupid”

“Everything would be ready for PT gunny if Joe shit the ragman hadn’t screwed it all up!”

Joe shit the ragman by MollyRust July 17, 2022