shit shredding

When someone needs to take a shit and instead of shitting he continously farts his shit. Very common during a long road trip.

During our long drive to the beach Martha kept shit shredding instead of asking to stop at a restroom.

by Pistilos July 9, 2010

shrodinger's shit

When you need to shit and it feels like diarrhea but you're constipated so it won't come out.

I'm in shit limbo, shrodinger's shit if you willl.

by Flixxy October 30, 2022