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Shit Shaft

Is another name for a Poop Chute or ones Anus. Often heard being muttered by Sandy or Paddy G in conversations with 'innocent' Birds around from the night before. Also commonly used when reaching in 20+ knots of wind, in fireflies, while in a winning 1,2 position in team racing on Dublin Bay.
Man I just dropped a load through my Shit Shaft. I fucced that bird in the shit shaft last night
Shit Shaft by G Spot Ucc February 5, 2009
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shit shaft

What your dick is after you fuck someone up the ass.
After I fucked that breezy's ass, i had a shit shaft!
shit shaft by chester mclovin January 27, 2008

Shit the Shaft 

When your partner shits on your penis as a outcome of anal sex or because of your fucked up idea of an kinky fantasy.
I let Anna Shit the Shaft to try and spice things up in the bed room.
Comes from the word "chitchat."
A type of convo usually involving any of the following: stupid poop jokes, bathrooms, or just plain talking shit about someone.
Jake and Ryan were shitshatting. Those poop jokes were gross.

Jenny and Emma were shitshatting about that girl; that gossip was nasty.

chitchat talk poop gossip dirt shit
shitshat by UrbanIce December 27, 2009

shitshatter

someone who shits on peoples doorsteps
that sneaky old shitshatter got me again found a deuce on my doorstep
shitshatter by jimsacommunost March 4, 2009

Shitshatting 

Talking and rambling on and on in a social setting with friends about random and ridiculous subjects while drunk or intoxicated in some way. A drunk version of "shooting the shit".
After they left the night club, they went to a nearby coffee shop and were shitshatting all night long until closing.
Shitshatting by Macedonian Mauler December 3, 2009

shitshifter

somebody/something/creature that changes the form of shit while a person is shitting in the toilet, the creature moves so fast that it looks like shit is forming itself!
allah is a known shitshifter and satan and baphomet, they all work together to keep people blind from the gospel of jesus
shitshifter by in the name of jesus January 16, 2011
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