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shit selfie 

The act of taking a picture of yourself while taking a dump.
"Hey baby, hold my toilet paper while I take a shit selfie!"
shit selfie by Screwychick69 February 5, 2015

S(he) S(hit) (Her)self

Very emotional and may lead to severe depression caused by the deep feelings produced by this saying
he hit her=she shit herself S(he) S(hit) (Her)self

Shit Parking Selfie

Posing your car - or actually parking your car - in bad parking configurations, then taking a picture and submitting to Shit Parking sites. Term coined by Natalie
Natalie took a Shit Parking Selfie and posted it to Shit Parkers Yukon.
Shit Parking Selfie by RamonaX June 27, 2014