shit scissor

The shit scissor is a female ass.
This term is ONLY applies to nice ass. A fatty ass is not a shit scissor! Only a fine, grade A, tight fartbox is acceptable.

Ando commented, "Nice Shit Scissor," to the girl walking down South Beach Street as we drove by.

by bringing nothing to the table April 28, 2008

Scissor-shit

The scissor-shit is defined as the act of two individuals, both of which have the urge to release a bowel movement simultaneously use the same toilet by straddling one while he/she sits on the toilet and defecates between his legs. Thus providing a relieving defecation and a slight homosexual stimulus.

Matt and Timmy did the scissor-shit the other day and toilet water splashed on both of their balls!

by Matt Jindra May 5, 2008

scissor shit

Two individuals that dedicate at the same time with only one toilet that put there legs in a scissor like formation (while sitting almost indian style so both buttholes can be over the toilet) and take a shot together.

Marc: hey neil, that mexican food did me in. How about you?
Neil: yeah but we only have one toilet.
Marc: that's fine, we can always just scissor shit.
Neil: im totally down. I can't wait till we get home.

by cri, smalls, mex, sasbos November 27, 2011