The scissor-shit is defined as the act of two individuals, both of which have the urge to release a bowel movement simultaneously use the same toilet by straddling one while he/she sits on the toilet and defecates between his legs. Thus providing a relieving defecation and a slight homosexual stimulus.
by Matt Jindra May 5, 2008
Two individuals that dedicate at the same time with only one toilet that put there legs in a scissor like formation (while sitting almost indian style so both buttholes can be over the toilet) and take a shot together.
Marc: hey neil, that mexican food did me in. How about you?
Neil: yeah but we only have one toilet.
Marc: that's fine, we can always just scissor shit.
Neil: im totally down. I can't wait till we get home.
Neil: yeah but we only have one toilet.
Marc: that's fine, we can always just scissor shit.
Neil: im totally down. I can't wait till we get home.
by cri, smalls, mex, sasbos November 28, 2011
The shit scissor is a female ass.
This term is ONLY applies to nice ass. A fatty ass is not a shit scissor! Only a fine, grade A, tight fartbox is acceptable.
This term is ONLY applies to nice ass. A fatty ass is not a shit scissor! Only a fine, grade A, tight fartbox is acceptable.
by bringing nothing to the table April 28, 2008
The act of 2 people of either sex sitting face to face on the same toilet both defacating simultaneously, one through the others legs.
by 4skin wrinkle January 29, 2019