Scissor-shit

The scissor-shit is defined as the act of two individuals, both of which have the urge to release a bowel movement simultaneously use the same toilet by straddling one while he/she sits on the toilet and defecates between his legs. Thus providing a relieving defecation and a slight homosexual stimulus.

Matt and Timmy did the scissor-shit the other day and toilet water splashed on both of their balls!

Scissor-shit by Matt Jindra May 5, 2008

scissor shit 

Two individuals that dedicate at the same time with only one toilet that put there legs in a scissor like formation (while sitting almost indian style so both buttholes can be over the toilet) and take a shot together.

Marc: hey neil, that mexican food did me in. How about you?
Neil: yeah but we only have one toilet.
Marc: that's fine, we can always just scissor shit.
Neil: im totally down. I can't wait till we get home.

scissor shit by cri, smalls, mex, sasbos November 27, 2011

shit scissor 

The shit scissor is a female ass.
This term is ONLY applies to nice ass. A fatty ass is not a shit scissor! Only a fine, grade A, tight fartbox is acceptable.

Ando commented, "Nice Shit Scissor," to the girl walking down South Beach Street as we drove by.

shit scissor by bringing nothing to the table April 28, 2008

Scissor Shitting

The act of 2 people of either sex sitting face to face on the same toilet both defacating simultaneously, one through the others legs.

I was scissor shitting with jess last night and ended up getting a traphouse bidat.

Scissor Shitting by 4skin wrinkle January 29, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016