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shit pterodactyl 

When you are about to do a sweet BASE jump and you strip your girl naked. You pour Mountain Dew and pop rocks into her ass and the lick that butthole clean while your taking to the sky. Then when you land you shit in her butt so she can feel the rush and adrenaline or being
Dude did you go to Angel Falls last weekend. Yeah bro nacho. I gave my girl a wicked Shit Pterodactyl.
shit pterodactyl by HEYPUNK626 December 4, 2017
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Pterodactyl shit crazy 

Used to define extreme mental maladies.

More emphatic version of batshit crazy
Hey, Britney Spears has gone batshit crazy.

No, she's more like Pterodactyl shit crazy.
Pterodactyl shit crazy by Cazboab December 13, 2010