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Shit Processor

psychologyst or a friend who acts as such. A person who you can go to to dump all your emotional clusterfuck and they will process it and lay it out for you in a clear manner.
My friend is a shit processor. Everyone goes to her when the shit hits the fan.
by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011
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Shit-Pot Professor

A person who thinks they are extremely educated on a subject when in reality they know very little.

A know it all.
Person A: "Gary was dumping his COD-kid weapon knowledge on us at the range yesterday."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."
by Rampant June 29, 2012
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