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shit picker

a person who constantly picks at their "shit" or genitalia.
Mike is always picking and scratching his crotch. Taylor said he is a Shit Picker.
shit picker by eet fuk! January 21, 2010
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shit picker

someone who picks shit out of their butt.
"did you see how little billy was scratching his butt crack?" "yeah, he's a little shit picker."
shit picker by Bob May 13, 2005

shit picker

either a bin man, or some school children who pick up general crap off the floor
aah! that shit picker tried to pick me up
shit picker by hic-up December 12, 2003

shit picker

a person's finger or the remaining stump of a finger
Ted watched in horror as the grenade blew of his buddy's shit pickers.
shit picker by Gwava February 24, 2007

shit packer 

a guy that loves to have anal sex with people, usually guys.
He's cute but a total shit packer, girlfriend. Fly, if your into that sort of thing.

Shit Packer 

breaden holden a boy that likes to have sexual intacourse with his dog and fiist's his mum... He likes to rape kangaroos on a tramperlene while he vidoes it and gets off on it!!!
Breaden Holden the shit packer
Shit Packer by 345465656 February 14, 2010

Green Shit Packers 

A football team in the NFC composed of men who eat and shit green cheese. They also partake in man-on-man anal sodomy, resulting in the forcing of green shit in the rectal vault backwards into the sigmoid colon. The combination of eating cheese and having one's shit packed leads to severe constipation.
The Pittsburgh Steelers are going to destroy the Green Shit Packers in Super Bowl XLV!!!
Green Shit Packers by Dr. Deviance January 24, 2011
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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