shit peanut 

Peanuts stuck in your shit ater taking a dump.

Dude1: There was some shit peanuts when I walked into the bathroom stall today and some asshole didn't flush

shit peanut by Brenden H January 6, 2008

Peanut shit 

A turd with undigested peanuts visibly embedded in it

I had one wicked peanut shit this morning

Peanut shit by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Peanut butter shit 

A very thick pasty,tar like shit that requires a whole roll of toilet paper
let alone lots of water.if not cleaned thouroghly, it can result in rashes,chaffing,and itching,caused by dried pieces of poop that were not cleaned off.

Man one day I had to take such a large dump,when I finished it took for ever,it was like peanut butter,so I called it the peanut butter shits,very sticky and pasty as well.

Peanut butter shit by joe hitts January 16, 2009

Peanut butter shit 

Diarrhea so fucking bad that it resembles peanut butter that has been thrown against the wall.

I just took a gigantic peanut butter shit and it felt so good

Peanut butter shit by Cactus wank August 19, 2016

I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"

OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"

I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006

Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts 

To be very doubtful or surprised to the highest degree

I’d be Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts if that kid wasn’t a TOL

Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts by SwankBank June 7, 2018