Shitpaste

Feces that exits the Anus in a pasty form.

I ate 2 pounds of ramen noodles and eggs, then I shitpasted all over my pants. Shitpaste often occurs after a night of hardcore drinking.

by Poop Nasty November 12, 2009

Shitpaste

When you take a massive slimy shit in a toothpaste bottle then make someone use it.

Yo! Did you see how disgusted john was when I gave him some shitpaste?

by Pokeymandude October 29, 2022

ShitPaste

someone who's breath smells like shit! and you can't help but turn away in disgust as you try to get as much fresh air in as you possibly can before you collapse.

Jesus, W.T.F is that smell, oh that's just _____? breath! I think they've been using that shitpaste again. +o(

by Wandom person? April 13, 2011