Shit On My Ass

Shit On My Ass (etymology: Mod. English; portmaneau of the phrases "shit" and "ass," with "on my" forming the liaison) is a vulgar phrase expressing an utter discontent in an occurence, (e.g. where the conjuction "Shit!" would be used). Offshoots may include: shit on my dick, shite on my arse, holy shit on my ass, and the extremely long "piece of shit motherfucker on my ass."

Teacher: You failed the test, Stan.

Stan: Shit on my ass!

Brittany: I'm cheating on you, Stan.

Stan: You piece of shit motherfucker on my ass!

Shit On My Ass by ceaseanddesistsir April 9, 2010

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shit on my ass

problem with someone or something that needs to be taken care of or gotten rid of, better if done earlier than later before it spreads everywhere

Wife: I just spent $300 on knick knacks!
Husband: (mutters to himself) fucking bitch is shit on my ass

shit on my ass by R Morris August 31, 2006

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Shit on my ass

An act or action that causes you to feel the way you would at that moment to have shit on your ass.

"Shit on my ass" This job sucks
Oh "Shit on my ass" this is fucking retarded

Shit on my ass by Jim Von Hagen June 9, 2008

Ass on my shit

Completely fucked up and bad. Nothing good can possibly come of this.

Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend's sister. It was totally ass on my shit.

Ass on my shit by Sevendusterino March 9, 2009

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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