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oh shit its on fire! 

Whenever one dumb-ass is texting his girlfriend around a campfire when he looks up to see something abnormal in the fire and kicks the shit out of the abnormality
While Simon was texting his jailbait girlfriend Justin Put a Pipe in the fire and as it caugh on fire Simon looked up and shouted "Oh shit its on fire!"
oh shit its on fire! by dumbo1042 January 4, 2012

OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire! 

When you're on enough drugs to use this sentence.
McQuack: 'OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!'
Megan: 'Get Lewis to blow it out ;)'
McQuack: '-_-

aw shit the whole forest is on fire 

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire
oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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