shit on a desk

To act upon a sudden, inexplicable, and irresistible desire to masturbate.

She decided to go shit on a desk.

by flushed dreams October 7, 2017

did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk

cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?

by raybeez April 15, 2022