Shit on my tits!
Well, shit on my tits Ronald; Rinsey's pissed on the couch again!
or...
Shit on my fucking titbags, I think Rinsey's having puppies!!!
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.