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shit my tits

a phrase expressing a number of emotions, depending on the tone: indifference, surprise, acceptance, and so forth.
"dude i just ran into your car"
"well shit my tits"
shit my tits by mcjew December 17, 2007

Shit on my tits! 

Shit on my tits!
Well, shit on my tits Ronald; Rinsey's pissed on the couch again!
or...
Shit on my fucking titbags, I think Rinsey's having puppies!!!

shit on my fucking tits

An exclamation expressing extreme disappointment in the most serious degree.
"Hey man, your bus just left without you! You're going to get fired yo!"

"Well shit on my fucking tits!"

eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit

when your mom doesn't give you your xbox one
"MOM WHAT THE FUCKING MY ASS TITS FUCKING WERES MY GOSH DARNNNNNN XDOXX!"
"fock you" your moms says passing by

eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022