Shlonky

The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.

Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.

by McJew April 25, 2013

wo-cheggin

another way of saying "woah," when you wish to express amazement, or want someone to stop talking while you absorb what they said.

"so anyway i realized that the hypoteneuse of the third longest side of an isoceles dodecahedron--"
"wo-cheggin, dude. let me digest what you just said."

by mcjew November 18, 2007

shit my tits

a phrase expressing a number of emotions, depending on the tone: indifference, surprise, acceptance, and so forth.

"dude i just ran into your car"
"well shit my tits"

by mcjew November 18, 2007