shit money

The theory that all money, despite being the closest thing to true value, is worthless when you are on tour. Hence all your money is worth shit all.

'dude, that parking ticket was for £200!'
'Shit money.'

'man, that stripper cost 400 bucks!'
'shit money.'

by ihateslappers May 16, 2009

british shit money

1.79069 times better than american shit money (as of date of posting), and has never been less than 1.65 times better. Dollars will never be anywhere near as strong (The euro neither)

I shoved my british shit money down uncle sams' throat and forced him to kiss the Union Jack on my arse while subsequently allowing employees of american owned companies to steal from the vaults so it makes it LOOK as if Britain is not as rich as the united states. Can't tell them the truth though, it'll hurt the egos of the poor yanks who think thier economy is an olympic torch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

take a shit money

the amount of money you need to have in the bank to take a shit on your bosses desk

Rick James - I won the lottery
Johnson - whats that smell
Rick James- I just took a shit on your desk, i have enough take a shit money

by Johhnnny V January 21, 2009

british shit money

also called pounds.

dollars kick ass!

by only$19.99,less s+h January 12, 2004

money shit

A money shit occurs after you take a shit, then go to wipe and realize that there is nothing there to wipe.

I just went to the bathroom and took a money shit!

by Allen T. September 19, 2008

cash money shit

To talk an unbelievable amount of crazy nigga bitch shit

Yo B, I heard your boy talking some real Cash Money Shit about your moms cuh

by CR7 Recon September 16, 2013

Shit Money

Worthless money, because you can't enjoy it since it was made through corruption or some other fuckin stupid illegal activity.

I just go an inheritance, but I have to donate all of that shit money because the guy who died was a corrupt politician.

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025