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shit itch 

The itch your anus gets if you haven't wiped properly after doing a poo
"Man, I have to go take a shower, I've got the worst shit itch"

"Why are you scratching your arse, have you got worms?"
"No, its just shit itch"
shit itch by Ang & Dave July 30, 2006
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shit itch 

Used to describe anything that is very annoying.
That really makes my Shit Itch!
shit itch by Shane November 7, 2003

Shit Itch 

a person or situation that is so Irritating, Aggravating or annoying it makes your shit itch from inside your rectem which causes extrem discomfort as it is imposable to satify an itch that is attached to a turd inside you asshole
Dave is so fucked, he makes my SHIT ITCH!
Shit Itch by dannyjboy December 8, 2010

you make my shit itch

the phrase used to express your level of frustration when someone is getting on your nerves or aggravating you.
You are such an idiot, you make my shit itch.
you make my shit itch by msn87 December 18, 2012

Itchy Shit 

A replacement for "Ya Mum". A term used for comedic effect in any given situation.
"This sucks"
"yeah it sucks itchy shit"
Itchy Shit by Curtdogg / Proxy March 4, 2009

shititch 

a scratch to the ass due to incessant itching. should not be executed in public.
"I was standing outside the club when I had a shititch, man that shit was embarassing but i had to do it."
shititch by itsaterribleone December 22, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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