shit hustle

The act of walking to the bathroom in a brisk manner, after having the feeling of the hammer of god just slam down onto the inside of your anus.

Josh: My stomach feels funny.

Mike: you better be careful you might shit your pants.

Josh: **running to the bathroom** oh man i am gonna be doing the shit hustle in a second!

by ih5365 July 22, 2012

shit hustler

A Dirty old drunk male prostitute, assistant trailer park supervisor, who hussles themselves for greasy dirty old Dq Coupons And/Or Cheeseburgers

Dirty Fuckin Drunk Shit Hustlers

by AnthonyDsdjfb January 22, 2008

shit-hustler

An online marketer/pushy salesperson. Someone who aggressively promotes products and courses, through Facebook ads, YouTube pre-rolls, Google AdWords etc. promising vast sums of wealth within an unbelievably short time period.

Keala Kanae is a greasy shit-hustler.
I saw another Tai Lopez ad on YouTube... yeah, that Tai Lopez... the greasy shit-hustler.
Holy shit there's a lot of these greasy shit-hustlers popping up all over YouTube!!!
Alex Becker... yeah he's a greasy shit-hustler.
Grant Cardone, has become a greasy shit hustler.

by Greasy Shit-hustler February 10, 2019

Shit hustler

A drug addict girl hooker who hustles money out of dudes for herself online to buy drugs without giving anything in return

Ashley is such a dirty shit hustler, won't stop asking me for money for drugs!

by Nateslays February 28, 2021