Shit Hockey

Pronouced Shitake, this is a hockey spin-off that involves taking a dump on the floor and trying to move it towards your opponent's goal using your own urine. Once you runn out of piss, use your dick to push the shit. The first player to 11 wins!!!

Man this locker room is too boring, ets play shit hockey!!!

Shit Hockey by The Herb and company September 17, 2004

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Shit Hickey

When you sit so long on the toilet that you get a ring around your ass from the seat.

A long night of eating cabbage, broccoli & cheese, and pickled lamb left me planted on porcelain so long the next morning that I got a shit hickey.

Shit Hickey by hookandpull July 13, 2012

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Shit Hickey

1. An insult to a person; an asshole.

"You fucking shit hickey!"

Shit Hickey by Jack-Lilac August 25, 2009

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Shit Hickey

When you crap so long your turd hits the bottom of the bowl , does a U turn, heads back up and kisses you on your ass cheek.

OK! I seen skid marks before but whats these brown lip marks in your BVD's? OH! that's just from a Shit Hickey I got from eating too much Lesbian Pizza!

Shit Hickey by StuPedasso May 10, 2012

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