shit heap

when something is really quite bad, but instead of just saying shit you say shit heap.

'that cars a right shit heap' or

Car Salesman : 'I'm afraid its been sold'
Buyer : 'Oh well it was a right shit heap!'

by Freddie Saunders May 19, 2008

shitheap

A very poor and run down place or thing
Used often as an insult to peoples items.

Jo Jo: God Sasha you live in such a shitheap

Jo Jo: I need to save up some money and buy a new my car is a shitheap

by Jo Jo!!! December 22, 2005

shitheap

A basic play with the word shithead, a shitheap is a complete arsehole, a person who lacks in social ability and basically is a shithead.

See also: shithead

You fucking shitheap!

by Samwell March 25, 2005

Obsolete Shitheap

A large pile of out of date or useless shit.

“You bought yourself an obsolete shitheap of a car”

by Tenngage July 14, 2023