shit fuck all
shit fuck all by Mikihailio June 21, 2017
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shit the fuck all
Josh: why are you so sad?
Tina: because if feels like our relationship means shit the fuck all to you
Tina: because if feels like our relationship means shit the fuck all to you
shit the fuck all by Thelazyflame July 17, 2017
Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this virus
Origin of phrase originally from Wuhan China but very rapidly spread across the globe. Stay safe! And wash your hands!
Tucker- Hey Dale! Come over here look at this video about the Coronavirus!
Dale- “Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this Virus”
Dale- “Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this Virus”
Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this virus by RIP ÙwÚ January 28, 2020
fuck all jack shit
When there is nothing to care about nothing, a combination of Fuck All and Jack Shit to mean that nobody cares about nothing
John: We literally have nothing to eat and we have no money to eat out.
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food
fuck all jack shit by coeryxtynt February 9, 2023
ALLIGATOR SHITFUCK
A sexual position involving a modification of the traditional alligator fuckhouse, considering an adaptation of the close missionary position and rolling down a hill without pulling out or slipping into the wrong oriface
Curls detailing an alligator shitfuck 'A voyage too far, to the ends of the earth, or Mayo', detailing a previous experience of sexual experimentation
ALLIGATOR SHITFUCK by Raysdamanlovr May 14, 2009
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