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shit fuck all 

A regional term in the Canadian Maritimes and Southern Ontario. Meaning nothing, or very little.
Dude 1: How much gas do we have left?
Dude 2: We're down to shit fuck all.
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shit fuck all by Mikihailio June 21, 2017
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shit the fuck all

Absolutely nothing.
Josh: why are you so sad?
Tina: because if feels like our relationship means shit the fuck all to you

Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this virus 

Origin of phrase originally from Wuhan China but very rapidly spread across the globe. Stay safe! And wash your hands!
Tucker- Hey Dale! Come over here look at this video about the Coronavirus!

Dale- “Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this Virus

fuck all jack shit

When there is nothing to care about nothing, a combination of Fuck All and Jack Shit to mean that nobody cares about nothing
John: We literally have nothing to eat and we have no money to eat out.
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food
fuck all jack shit by coeryxtynt February 9, 2023

ALLIGATOR SHITFUCK 

A sexual position involving a modification of the traditional alligator fuckhouse, considering an adaptation of the close missionary position and rolling down a hill without pulling out or slipping into the wrong oriface
Curls detailing an alligator shitfuck 'A voyage too far, to the ends of the earth, or Mayo', detailing a previous experience of sexual experimentation
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