shit flute

after a man pulls his penis out of a womans ass and then she performs oral sex on him.

after i puuled my dick out of her mouth she sucked my shit flute.

by scott crowley December 18, 2005

shit flute

The way you ruin a whole song by your awful flute-play

Jake can't play flute at all, but he force his shit flute play for Mozart's masterpiece

by Fede_Manroe22 July 5, 2019

Shit Fluke

Shit fluke is when you are sleeping walking and you take a shit in a place in your house other than the actual bathroom.

Abel did you know that last night you were sleep walking and did a shit fluke on the kitchen floor?

by DeathPunchMonkey February 4, 2021

Shitfluencer

Person who seeks to and becomes an influencer by explaining shallow points in a subject with the goal of gaining authority, then spreading largely bullshit about said subject.

Shitfluencers typically later engage in trashing or trolling the subject they shitfluence on.

Erik and Roger are shitfluencers who raised to fame promoting Bitcoin. Then they trashed and trolled Bitcoin with Bcash and promoting false "babies will die" narratives.

by TokenHash August 23, 2019

Shitfluster

A substitute for the word diarrhea except more violent.

"When I have too much dairy I shitfluster"

by bananuck March 7, 2025