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shit flute 

The way you ruin a whole song by your awful flute-play
Jake can't play flute at all, but he force his shit flute play for Mozart's masterpiece
shit flute by Fede_Manroe22 July 5, 2019

Shit Fluke 

Shit fluke is when you are sleeping walking and you take a shit in a place in your house other than the actual bathroom.
Abel did you know that last night you were sleep walking and did a shit fluke on the kitchen floor?
Shit Fluke by DeathPunchMonkey February 4, 2021

Shitfluencer 

Person who seeks to and becomes an influencer by explaining shallow points in a subject with the goal of gaining authority, then spreading largely bullshit about said subject.

Shitfluencers typically later engage in trashing or trolling the subject they shitfluence on.
Erik and Roger are shitfluencers who raised to fame promoting Bitcoin. Then they trashed and trolled Bitcoin with Bcash and promoting false "babies will die" narratives.
Shitfluencer by TokenHash August 23, 2019

Shitfluster 

A substitute for the word diarrhea except more violent.
"When I have too much dairy I shitfluster"
Shitfluster by bananuck March 7, 2025

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026