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Shitlister 

1. (N) A person or group of people that are hated with such passion they are put on ones shit list.

2. (N) With enough passion to be put on one's shit list
Karen was being such a douchebag we all desided she was a shitlister
Shitlister by Kbas and Kodak September 28, 2009

Shitbuster 

When you know someone is taking a shit, you run in the bathroom during the shit and you yell,
"ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"
and the other person will prob be like,
"GTFO"
and you say in a high pitched voice.
"BUSTED"
then exit the bathroom.
After you complete the task completely, you are now officially a shitbuster.
*Friend Goes Into Bathroom and Sits Down To Take Shit*
*You wait 2 minutes then run into bathroom*

You: "ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"

Friend: "Yeah GTFO BITCH!"

You: "BUSTED!!" (In High Pitched Voice)

You are now officially a shitbuster.
Shitbuster by AndypizzleFoShizzle August 21, 2008

shitblistering 

A BDSM practice involving the injecting of small amounts of other people's faeces under the skin. These then blister.
shitblistering by meater October 6, 2003

shitfister 

One who fists in the ass, especially after ones partner has not wiped after a shit
That Underwood is a real shitfister
shitfister by gek of Arabia October 9, 2004

Shitbuster 

The bathroom version of a ghostbuster. Shitbusters flush any toilet that still has shit in the bowl. Shitbusters that flush leftover urine in toilets and urinals are called pissbusters.
I just saw a shitbuster flush all the toilets in the public bathroom at my local McDonald's.
Shitbuster by Tako#2739 June 17, 2021

Shitblaster 

When you launch feces at speeds of over 87 MPH from your rectum.

This is a known side-effect of having Taco Bell induced with 3 or more laxatives.
"Dude.. I turned into a complete shitblaster last night, I think I drowned someone.."
Shitblaster by grandmafetish June 26, 2015
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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